*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
when i came out of my mom’s vagina i thought: ”i never want to see this thing again”
in this economy?!